Not Finding What You Want, Yet(i)?

Don’t Go All Entitled ‘Attention Wal-Mart Shoppers’ Stink Eye On Us

We’re Working on Bringing You TWO — Count Them — TWO Separate Gift Shops, or, if You’re Grandmotherly and/or Affected — “Gift Shoppes.”

• Shirts • Skirts • Coffee Mugs • Mouse Pads • Hoodies • Caskets (when available) • Hats • Bookmarks • Explosives & Hot Air Balloons (You Must Be A Coyote & We’ll Have To See Some I.D.) • Calendars • Aprons • Office Objects de Arte • Possible Fast Food Sales, (Some Waiting) (Pending Tedious & Nit-Picky FDA Approval) •

But First? There’s —

The John Boston Books Bookstore

It’s Literary Themed. Neat, Humorous & Unique Merch Not Only About JB-B.com Products, But, Also About Famous Authors, Literature, Readers & Gee-Whiz Trivia About The Written Word. We Will Carry,

T-Shirt, Lab Coat or Apron?

Coffee Mug or Baseball Cap (Only If You Have A Big ‘Bob Becker’ Head)

It’s A Book! (#4 In the Basin Valley Murder Mystery Series) It’s A T-Shirt!! It’s A Major Motion Picture!!! (knock on wood…)

The Second Store We Are Proudly Launching Is . . .

We Know. It’s Hauntingly Familiar To Fritz Lang’s 1927 Classic Silent Film, ‘Metropolis,’ Ain’t It?

Pardon Our Hubris, But We Laugh At Your Puny Earth Attempts To Create & Offer Top Quality & Hepcat Daddy Merchandise. Hundreds Of OUR Unique Products Are Headed Toward Your Planet And You Are Powerless To Stop Them!! What’s The Word We’re Looking For? — HAH!!!

Merch-Tropolis.com Will Offer . . .

Coffee Mugs

Shirts & Stuff

(The ‘We’re Opening Soon’ Below Isn’t A T-Shirt Or Mouse Pad…)

(… It’s Just One Of Those Spacial Graphics Web Designers Use To Allow You To Breathe And Feel Safe. Oh. Staff All Wants To Buy Our Favorite T-shirt (below) from Merch-Opolis’ New Line Of Faux Rock Band Shirts…)

We’re Creating Hundreds of Amazing Cool Things That You Won’t Find Anywhere Else on Planet Earth, Canoga Park or Planet Anywhere Else For That Matter. Remember...

AND…

Don’t Forget. Save Your Pennies For When We Open. Remember Your PIN Number But Tell No One. Not Even Us, Not Our Doctor Or Us In A Lab Coat Pretending To Be Our Doctor.